Let's call it a comeback

There's not much that could coax me out of my blogging hibernation, but there are two amazing things I just had to share with you.

1) My right big toenail has fully regrown since its demise in the jungly-ness of Maui's bamboo forests.

2) Regretsy. Where DIY meets WTF. And, more specifically, the Regretsy Twilight category. The blog is all about unfortunate Etsy creations, and I mean unfortunate. The only thing that can surpass the horror of some of these Etsy finds is that people might actually be inclined to purchase them. Now those of you with more delicate sensibilities, be forewarned, there are things on this site that you will not want to see. But the Twilight category is too good not to share. Here's one of my favorite finds:



Helen Killer (Regretsy creator) calls it Terror Cotta, stating:

“About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward had a wooden doll head. Second, there was a part of him – and I think it might have just been his arms – that was made from pipe cleaners. And third, he was unconditionally and irrevocably a flower pot.”

But if that doesn't suit your fancy, try this:



Yes....your eyes are not deceiving you....and Cheryl, I'll be honest that for a good 30 seconds I considered getting one for you. But then I came to my senses.

And this post holds a special place in my heart... not twilight related, but still awesome.



Ch..ch..ch..check it out. I haven't laughed this hard sitting by myself in my room in a long time.